WTF "Chicken" "Parmesan" or something....

You partied so hard you can't hardly move the next morning. There's only one thing that's gonna make you feel better in the morning, WTF "Chicken" "Parmesan" or something....... Here's how ya make it!

What you need:

Spaghetti Noodles or something

Spaghetti Sauce (you pick what kind/flavor)

Mock Chicken

Mock Cheese

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Ghost Toenails

Oil

This one is so easy to make. First boil the noodles until they are soft.

Drain noodles and pour them into like a casserole dish or something.

Pour in the whole jar of sauce and mix it up. Let it sit.

Next fry up the mock chicken in the oil, get it good and crispy but not burnt you idiot. I used Gardein brand because I am lucky and found a 12 lb box of it for 6 bucks one day at a grocery store!!!

Now line the chicken down the top of the casserole dish on top of the noodles. Pour about another half jar of sauce over the top of that. Gettin it Juicy Yo!

Next take the mock cheese, I used Daiya cause it rocks, and cover the top of it.

Bake on 300 for 10 minutes and broil it just until it barely starts to brown.

That's it! Freakin' simple! Now eat it up!!! It's so good you'll cry!!! I even brought this to a vegan potluck and they ate it all!!!

WARNING: This recipe is not healthy! Eat at own risk, will make you dance wildly!

Aloo Gobi-ish

Slamming Taj Mahal's all night, nothing tastes better in the morning than Indian food Vegan Hangover style. I love Aloo Gobi so here is how you make it the Vegan Hangover way!

What you need:

Potatoes

Cauliflower

Curry Powder

Oil

Salt

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First cut up the potatoes into whatever size you want. I cut mine in half and then into fourths or sixths depending on the potato size. Throw the potatoes in a pot of water and boil them for a while. While the potatoes are boiling for about 5 minutes, wash some dishes. Because you party too much and never clean your house or wash dishes, you need to wash some so you have something to eat off of.

Next take a large pan and pour some oil all up in it. Throw in those potatoes along with the cauliflower and curry powder. Mix it all up and let it cook until everything is hot and you are sure the potatoes are done all the way.

Now lightly salt the creation and serve it over rice or even couscous like I did.

If you really want to get it nasty add some vegan butter to the mix.

You might be thinking to yourself, STEVE?! This is not how you make Aloo Gobi! Well I know, but this is how you make Aloo Gobi-ish!

WARNING: This recipe is only for extreme hangovers that require a greasy spicy indian chow down!

Stir 'Fried'

This ain't no regular stir fry recipe, this is Stir 'Fried'. You been out all night drinkin sake and puttin' down the red plum wine, so you aren't feeling so good. You need a heaping plate of Stir 'Fried'. Here's how ya make it!


What you need:


Oil
Rice
Frozen Vegetable Blend
Soy Sauce
Black Pepper
Cinnamon
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First pour the oil into the pot or wok, you want it to be slightly generous but not vomit inducing. Let it heat up for a minute and then put in your vegetables. I reccomend frozen vegetables because it makes it faster, I mean you have hangover and you don't feel like cutting or peeling vegetables.


In a seperate pot get some rice goin' on.


Now grab the soy sauce bottle and squirt like 8 to 10 squirts worth in there. Mix it all up while it's cooking.


Now put about 4 good shakes of pepper in there and a couple pinches of cinnamon. The cinnamon adds a hint of sweetness that will blend with the pepper to create glory on your tongue.


Add the rice!


Make sure it's all good and mixed up, make sure it's hot. Drain any excess oil or soy sauce that may be left and serve it up to yourself. You'll be feelin' better real soon!

WARNING: This recipe is not meant to be healthy, just use it after getting fried. Attempting to eat the greasy mess in a normal state could lead to stomach pains and feelings of nausea.

Tofu Hot Dog Stomach Scrambler

Waking up from my Cinco de Mayo celebration left me feeling weak and sick. I ran over to the fridge to see what I could whip up. I came up with a combo of flavor and grease that would make any fast foodie want to stay at home. I call it Tofu Hot Dog Stomach Scrambler. Here's how you make it!

What you need:

Extra Firm Tofu
Scramble Mix or Seasonings
Oil
Veggie Dogs
Vegan Cheese
Vegenaise
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Salt and Pepper

First of all make some classic tofu scramble, if you don't know how either look up a good recipe or buy a mix at your local grocery store. ( I totally used a mix!) Cook it up heavy in the oil, you want this stuff nasty oily.

In a seperate pan throw even more oil, and throw a couple veggie dogs in there. Fry em up real good and crispy. I personally like the Tofurky brand, I think they make the best veggie dog! After they are fried up, cut them up and throw them in the other pan with the tofu scramble.

Next after the tofu and the dogs are good and oily and crispy, drain ALL of the excess oil.

Next throw some cheese up in there! Whatever kind you want to use is all a matter of preference. I used rice american cheese sandwich slices this time, lol.

Now for the part that makes you just say, "Steve......Why?" Take a spoonfull of vegenaise and mix up real good in the piping hot mess.

Add salt and pepper to taste, now you are finished! You can put it on sandwiches or just eat it like it is. Try adding hot sauce or a little salsa to kick it up!

WARNING: Your stomach will be thanking you if you have a hangover and if you try this recipe without one, your stomach is about to be scrambled! It literally could make you feel queezy it's so greasy! This recipe is anything but healthy and is not a reliable source of nutrition! Eat at your own risk!

WARNING!

Before I was vegan my favorite hangover food was always some kind of disgusting greasy fast food. The more greasy and disgusting, the better it made me feel during a hangover.One day having a horrible after becoming vegan, suddenly the situation had changed. I knew then that it was up to me to create the easiest and quickest, most unhealthy disgusting vegan foods to satisfy the hangover. This blog is that journey. I warn you now that the recipes to be posted are to be only used as a hangover meal and never to be used to feed families or gain proper nutrients. This is not one of those blogs promoting healthy vegan foods........this is Vegan Hangover.

-Vegan Steven